What do I say to my wife’s stupid questions?

The other day the snow blower was out of gas. She was worried about getting home from work because she had just enough gas to get home and the power was out so none of the stations were open. I said I know that the snow blower was out of gas and I was frustrated I could not get any to clean the drive way.
I told her the snow blower would not start. She replied "Why didn't the snow blower start?" I shook my head. I felt like calling her a moron.

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21 Responses to “What do I say to my wife’s stupid questions?”
  1. sparky says:

    when people are stressed and worried that they may not get home to loved ones in bad weather they do not always pay attention to every single word.

    give her a break and perhaps she will do the same for you when you ask stupid questions or say something daft

  2. nikko,Peke lover says:

    Do you own a shovel

  3. I Bleed Sarcasm says:

    well i don’t know what kind of relationship you have but if you are comfortable with each other enough i would say "hey dumbass, i just told you it was out of gas"

    if you think it would hurt her feelings just ignore her.

  4. Holly H says:

    you married her, now you have to deal with her

  5. Siver C says:

    You’re not making real sense here honey… How the heck did she know it didn’t haven’t gas… is she John Edwards sister or something?

    You have to talk to your wife like you want her to talk to you.

  6. ..::..Lovin him..::.. says:

    simply ask her if she was paying attention to anything you just said. i know i hate it when my bf does that but sometimes i get side tracked too and end up asking him a "stupid" question. but from my understanding your wife was worried about getting home with just enough gas so maybe she was thinking about what she was going to do for the next day when she had no gas and needed to go to work. give her some credit snow storms usually cause lots of stress.

  7. mizkel says:

    LMAO…maybe she really wasn’t listening to the first part of your convo.
    Does she ask stupid questions all the time?

  8. Star Gazer says:

    what are the stupid questions? Why did you not shovel the driveway?

  9. Seth :) says:

    My wife asked dumb questions all the time but that’s okay, that’s who she is and I chose to marry her, dumb questions and all.

  10. BirthDramaMamma says:

    Say something funny, then you’ll both laugh and she may realize how silly her question is. I don’t think she’s trying to be stupid.

  11. kpopp says:

    Did you ever hear about individuals who are easily distracted? We’re not all the same. Yes, I agree that your wife should have remembered that the snow blower was out of gas. But we all, and that includes you, are imperfect in one way or another.

    You are assuming wrongly that everyone thinks the way you do. That is the problem. Sorry, that you do not have a perfect wife. Read more about relationships in the book recommendation in my source.

  12. fokker - it's an airplane! says:

    asking a dumb question seems much smarter to me than marrying a moron.

  13. keen2ts says:

    She may have had a poor day and feeling putrid

  14. Kari says:

    She was just stressed about getting home from work and most likely wasn’t listening to you the first time you explained yourself. That’s what wives do, they tone out their husbands.

  15. RM says:

    You seem to be asking stupid questions also. You two might just be meant for each other.

    Most likely she wasn’t paying attention to your babbling and only heard the last part of the conversation.

  16. moonstruck is starstruck says:

    My husband does this crap all the time and is SO annoying. I usually just give up talking to him and roll my eyes. I wish he would grow a brain one of these days.

  17. poop head A says:

    She didn’t hear a word you said other then the snow blower wouldn’t start . She will never understand even if you tell her the entire story . And if you do tell her its going to go in one ear and out the other because its no big deal . Then she will think your picking on her

  18. Dew says:

    No need to feel like a moron.She was just frustrated and did Not here you say the Snow blower was Out of gas!

  19. splashdesign238 says:

    Wow. To hear a spouse talk trash about their spouse is a sad thing.

    Big Bill, I truly hope you get your disrespectful attitude under control and immediately apologize to your wife for being a contributing factor in the crumbling of the fabric of trust and love in your marriage.

    You are being the moron in all of this. Get back to loving your wife and build her up, instead of tearing her down.

  20. Lucy says:

    maybe she pulled the ol "switch a roo" on ya.

    You know…..you told her something and she acted like she heard you, but was actually thinking about the hot dude she saw at the grocery store the other day.

    Sucks when people don’t listen when you speak to them, doesn’t it?

  21. hah says:

    what was she doing riding the snow blower to work?

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