How is the easiest way to kill a snow blower?
My dad has this old crappy snow blower that hardly works. He does not want to get rid of it and my ma wants me to kill it. What is the best way of going about doing it and making it unnoticeable. Should i bleach the gas tank. I was going to put gas in the oil but you can smell it too much.
Thanks - needs a new snow blower
The spark plug and screwdriver idea sounds great and so does draining the oil.
He won't notice that i took the oil out?
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That reminds me of perhaps the funniest joke I’ve ever heard, but I can’t repeat it here. It would bring an instant violation.
pull into the garage and run over it a few times
Take out the sparkplug put in a long screwdriver,smack it with a hammer to poke a hole in the piston,then replace the plug
Take a sledge hammer to it. Then say, "oops."
Stick a couple moth balls in the gas tank. It will increase the octane and blow out the motor.
pretend someone stole it and throw it away
Take it apart and take some vital gears out then put it back together.
Dear Needs a New Snow Blower,
here’s the plan. get a new snow blower, replace the old one, and your dad will totally favor the new one to the old one.
milk in the gas tank.\
just drain the oil, oops.
Drain out the oil and run it for awhile, after it seizes up put some oil back in…
TRY A BROWNING 12 GAUGE
open the motor and chew the cables that are hard to find if that dosent work put it on fire and close the garage door on it a couple times that ill be enough
I would go with – throw it and pretend someone stole it. Easiest option. Could be dangerous if you do some damage to it – i mean for your dad. You don`t want the headlines to be – MAN KILLED BY SNOW BLOWER……
Do you….?
Drain the oil out of it, then run it. It will burn up the motor, if it has a 4 cycle motor, or larger.
shoot it.
Add a crushed up mothball or two to the fuel and let it dissolve. It will cause the engine to run hot and fast and eventually burn out the piston or the plug. If it is a tough old bugger, you may have to do it again.
Maybe someday, someone will ask for advice on how to kill one of your favored possessions. Then, maybe you will understand, that what you are asking is just plain WRONG. Let him enjoy his snow blower until it dies naturally.
(for all you really know — he might not be buying a new one so that he can use the money to do something nice for you!)
Drain all the oil out of it and then snowblow some gravel until it stops running. (Just kidding about the gravel – don’t. Just run it without oil until it stops. I will be junk then.)
Put sugar in the gas tank .You cant tell you try to start it will freeze up the motor and you can’t fix it it will need a new motor