funny stuff here?

Classifieds:

Free Yorkshire Terrier. 8
years old. Hateful little
dog. Bites.

Free puppies: 1/2 cocker
spaniel 1/2 sneaky neighbor's
dog.

Free puppies... part German
shepherd, part stupid dog.

German shepherd, 85 lbs.
neutered. Speaks German. Free.

Found: dirty white dog.
Looks like a rat... been out
awhile... better be a reward.

1-man, 7-woman hot tub -
0/or best offer Snow
blower for sale... only used
on snowy days.

Cows, calves never bred...
also 1 gay bull for sale.

Nordictrack 0 hardly
used, call Chubby.

Hummers - largest selection
ever - "If it's in stock, we
have it!"

Georgia peaches, California
grown - 89 cents/lb.

Nice parachute: never
opened - used once.

Tired of working for only
.75 per hour? We offer
profit sharing and flexible
hours. Starting pay: -
per hour.

Joining nudist colony! Must
sell washer and dryer, 0.

Alzheimer's center prepares
for an affair to remember.

Open house: body shapers
toning salon. Free coffee and
donuts.

For sale by owner: Complete
set of Encyclopedia
Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. ,000
or best offer. No longer
needed.Got married last
month. Wife knows everything

Comments

8 Responses to “funny stuff here?”
  1. poohcrap says:

    cool man

  2. amy c says:

    i never seen any funny stuff just a bunch of dumb ads

  3. plham57 says:

    Yeah, Kinda funny.

  4. Answer my question!!! says:

    hehe…love that last one

  5. livvy_loves_it says:

    F**k Amy, I thought u were funny anyway!!

  6. kaleenalynne says:

    those were really cute!!! I finally laughed after a hellish week. Thanks so much for the giggle

  7. chartneck says:

    I thought they were funny! Thanks!

  8. wishdelish says:

    Made me smile :)


 
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